1. A parade full of scary drag queens, unsightly men in speedos and the same old floats.
2. Drags Queens in the daylight - is that foundation or coat of primer on your face?
3. Local Clubs raising their covers while offering the same old guest DJs (so over Morales and all the other DJs who play music you never heard of and can't dance to).
4. Fags who haven't talked to you all year - smiling and hugging you while "Happy Pride".
5. Out of towners who tell you how many different Pride's they traveled to across the country.
6. Politicians and Local Businesses falling over themselves to be Gay Friendly when all they care about is your vote or money.
7. The whole rainbow thing - so overused.
8. All the ex's and one nighters who come out of the woodwork.
9. The cheap beer they charge you a fortune for at the block parties.
10. Obnoxious drunks who use the week as excuse to make a fool out of themselves and act like assholes.
